17. A Dash of Cologne and a Well Placed Smile

I've always wondered how superstars can get away with all the things they do. Have you ever wondered how an actor can go and recklessly destroy thousands of dollars of property without facing any real consequences? I have and to be honest it bugs me. If I so much as say something out of place it will land me in trouble. How do they do it.

The only solution is their innate charm and some really good smelling cologne. I am more likely to forgive someone who looks and smells good before someone else. Another plus is the award winning smile that all movie stars seem to possess. Somehow seeing pearly whites just makes me feel good. Anyhow when all of these things are combined they seem to have a way of letting someone do anything. I have seen people get permission to do the most insane things just because they were amiable. I thought it was so cool I tried to use this amazing charm on people. Lets just say it didn't work out the way I wanted to. I think another thing that helps with this is the ability to lie. I definitely can't do that very well so I just tell the truth. I actually think it is better that way since it keeps really awkward things from happening later.

In the end I think it is just best if I stick to the things that don't require luck and smiles to keep me from getting burned. If I remain an honest and really straight forward guy I will end up with all I ever wanted.